My latest purchase to prove this theory right is a 1985 Honda Goldwing Aspencade with 80k+ miles that I scooped up for the tidy sum of $150.
The previous owner had the timing belt cover came loose causing the gasket to get sucked into the belt making it jump a few teeth on the left cam. After resetting the timing he was unable to get the bike to start so he figured some valves got bent and parked the bike. A few months go by, he gets a new job working 60+ hrs a week and doesn't want to bother with this bike anymore so he sells it to me for $150 delivered.
He came by about 6 hours ago to drop it off and after about 30 mins of me tinkering it fired right up. Turns out the fuel pump relay went out!

Didn't get a video of it running before I pulled the carbs off so here is a shot after we wheeled it into the garage. (note the 81 virago in the foreground, that kicked off this bike adventure last month. Got it for $70 and a starter + various fluids later it was running. A few hours of tinkering has addressed every single issue and now it's a really solid bike.)
Pic from the ad
Not entirely sure what my plan will be for the bike moving forward. Initally I thought about maybe stripping it down to make a bobber but that was before I was able to get it started for $0. I had planned/budgeted for replacing one or both heads so I might instead do a light restoration on it. If it's easy enough to get the air suspension working then I think it'll be worth keeping the massive front fairing and just buy replacement bits for what's missing. If not I might do my best take on a road king goldwing since the bars for the trunk have been cut off.