So this guy walks into a chat room
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So this guy walks into a chat room
and there is a yellow 1976 garage kept Wing for sale that has not run in some time. The owner says he thinks it needs points and he has some.
Somebody help me. Stop me before I buy again. It is only supposed to have about 18,000 miles. Perhaps I could just take up heroin.
Somebody help me. Stop me before I buy again. It is only supposed to have about 18,000 miles. Perhaps I could just take up heroin.
Last edited by Cookie on Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Owner of 4.4 76s and one lone 75 Wings (does a spare engine make .2?)
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Stop you? STOP you? I was wondering how I could HELP you!
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I'm no good to you. I'm thinkin' about takin' up heroin myself.
I've known H addicts before and they never gave a thought to bikes, sports cars, or streetrods let alone throw good money after bad at them.
I've known H addicts before and they never gave a thought to bikes, sports cars, or streetrods let alone throw good money after bad at them.
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Re: So this guy walks into a chat room
NoCookie wrote:.. Stop me ...
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go Cookie, GO
go Cookie, GO
go Cookie, GO
whoo-hoo!
go Cookie, GO
go Cookie, GO
whoo-hoo!
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full Vetter dress 1979 GL1000 - "Barge" (currently down)
1986 1200 Aspencade - "Heart of Gold" - daily rider
1990 1500 Aspencade - It's ALIVE! but very, very naked. not in a good way.
1978 for $100 - project in worx
1978 from a previous member here - taking up space
my original '79 bought in '91 - replacing engine (eventually, maybe someday)
H2G2=42
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I will try to help you... PM me the info on the bike and I will try to have it out of there before you make this mistake.(';)')
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Yeah....
Try as I might, Still can't help.
And dude,,,It's really too late for heroin too.
If I know you....and I'm guessing I do a fair bit.....You won't find much in today's world that will give you "that feeling" for any amount of money like this YELLOW thing will.
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking into your garage and OH!
The first thing you see is the Yellow thing. It gives you that fire in the belly feeling and you are so f'in glad you did it. It's better than Heroin. And at times,,,OK I"LL SAY IT!...I'm going to say it. BETTER THAN SEX.
Even if you don't believe that....Think,,,,, which is more common. Sex or '76 yellow.
Then think,,,"one time I had a chance but I didn't do it." Well my brother,,,I doubt you ever said that about sex....AND.....I bet it cost alot more too!! HUH??? Am I right???? ALOT MORE?????
Personally,,,I'll be disappointed if this little DAISY don't bloom. In fact I think we should take up a collection.
What do you think guys??? $5 PayPal a piece?
It really is a special situation.
Our brother wants a BLONDE that doesn't talk back except when it sounds nice. Oh Daisy,,How'd you learn to talk way low like that.... How did you learn to walk like that?????
It's a great investment.....Anyone disagree??? NOT.
My old daddy once said, "Gunga,,,you could sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo."
I didn't get it. All I could see was a smiling Eskimo.
Try as I might, Still can't help.
And dude,,,It's really too late for heroin too.
If I know you....and I'm guessing I do a fair bit.....You won't find much in today's world that will give you "that feeling" for any amount of money like this YELLOW thing will.
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking into your garage and OH!
The first thing you see is the Yellow thing. It gives you that fire in the belly feeling and you are so f'in glad you did it. It's better than Heroin. And at times,,,OK I"LL SAY IT!...I'm going to say it. BETTER THAN SEX.
Even if you don't believe that....Think,,,,, which is more common. Sex or '76 yellow.
Then think,,,"one time I had a chance but I didn't do it." Well my brother,,,I doubt you ever said that about sex....AND.....I bet it cost alot more too!! HUH??? Am I right???? ALOT MORE?????
Personally,,,I'll be disappointed if this little DAISY don't bloom. In fact I think we should take up a collection.
What do you think guys??? $5 PayPal a piece?
It really is a special situation.
Our brother wants a BLONDE that doesn't talk back except when it sounds nice. Oh Daisy,,How'd you learn to talk way low like that.... How did you learn to walk like that?????
It's a great investment.....Anyone disagree??? NOT.
My old daddy once said, "Gunga,,,you could sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo."
I didn't get it. All I could see was a smiling Eskimo.
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Damn... Beat Me To The Punch....snowfan wrote:I will try to help you... PM me the info on the bike and I will try to have it out of there before you make this mistake.(';)')
Cookie, I Am Also Willing To Help You With Your Habit, I Just Need To Keep Feeding Mine....
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I'll donate.
$5 a member and about a gillion members. We could own every GL1000 in the us in no time and slowly bring them to life and sell them all to Jay Leno for a bajillion more dollars. Cookie, I have 2 in the area tempting me. a 75 and a 76. I check Craigslist everyday hoping they will be gone and I wouldn't have to buy them.
$5 a member and about a gillion members. We could own every GL1000 in the us in no time and slowly bring them to life and sell them all to Jay Leno for a bajillion more dollars. Cookie, I have 2 in the area tempting me. a 75 and a 76. I check Craigslist everyday hoping they will be gone and I wouldn't have to buy them.
Mostly parts now.
GL1000 and GL1100
GL1000 and GL1100
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After this one I swear I'll quit Craigslist too. Honest. You guys are all a bunch of Honda junkies.
I hope its a total junker in person as that will make my life so much easier.
I hope its a total junker in person as that will make my life so much easier.
Enjoy life,
Cookie
A guy with two sidecars can't be all bad.
Owner of 4.4 76s and one lone 75 Wings (does a spare engine make .2?)
Cookie
A guy with two sidecars can't be all bad.
Owner of 4.4 76s and one lone 75 Wings (does a spare engine make .2?)
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