Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
oh you know he's going to get another project..he can't keep all these witty stories trapped in his head.
1982 1100 standard. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
M' lads & lassies, glad to see you all are still gallivanting around the Internet.
I was inflicted w/ a slight case of hermititus (irritation of the hermit). Luckily, I wasn't inflicted w/ an acute case of
hermitosis (severe inflammation of the hermit). The condition usually manifests when a great burden suddenly appears over the horizon: getting out of bed or loading the dishwasher or maybe even trimming those hard things at the ends of all the digits.
Decades ago I arbitrarily decided to make one & one only resolution: No resolutions. Ever. So far so good.
Presently, I am working on a new project. It's called Quality Over Quantity. These guys aren't exactly Moe, Larry, & Curly, but they're close. I think I love them.
I was inflicted w/ a slight case of hermititus (irritation of the hermit). Luckily, I wasn't inflicted w/ an acute case of
hermitosis (severe inflammation of the hermit). The condition usually manifests when a great burden suddenly appears over the horizon: getting out of bed or loading the dishwasher or maybe even trimming those hard things at the ends of all the digits.
Decades ago I arbitrarily decided to make one & one only resolution: No resolutions. Ever. So far so good.
Presently, I am working on a new project. It's called Quality Over Quantity. These guys aren't exactly Moe, Larry, & Curly, but they're close. I think I love them.
If there is one thing I have learned throughout this process it is this: Check your respirator for spiders before you put it on.
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
Nice selection of pain killers!
Previous Rides,
1980 CB250N Good to learn on
1981 CX500 good mid range tourer, went to Austria on it!
1983 GL1100C Pride and joy, sold when I bought my 1st house, big mistake
1985 GL650 Silverwing another mistake, horrible bike
1986 CBX550 Good commuter
1989 Suzuki GS750 (1976) cheap and cheerful until a dog ran out in front of me on Xmas Eve, 1991
Current bikes
2010 CB1300 back on a bike after 19 years, two divorces, children grown up etc
1980 GL1100 NOW ON THE ROAD, still use CB1300.
1980 CB250N Good to learn on
1981 CX500 good mid range tourer, went to Austria on it!
1983 GL1100C Pride and joy, sold when I bought my 1st house, big mistake
1985 GL650 Silverwing another mistake, horrible bike
1986 CBX550 Good commuter
1989 Suzuki GS750 (1976) cheap and cheerful until a dog ran out in front of me on Xmas Eve, 1991
Current bikes
2010 CB1300 back on a bike after 19 years, two divorces, children grown up etc
1980 GL1100 NOW ON THE ROAD, still use CB1300.
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
single malt..top drawer spirits..
1982 1100 standard. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
Having never provided any commentary on this thread - although I've always followed and nothing I could have said would have added to the discussion beyond what our host done - finally, he gets my goat and reminds me that my meager supply of single malt (the cheap stuff) needs replenishing. Harumph. Thanks. Off to the store I go. (Dang, that's a nice selection).
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
[quote="Patriccio"]M' lads & lassies, glad to see you all are still gallivanting around the Internet.
I was inflicted w/ a slight case of hermititus (irritation of the hermit). Luckily, I wasn't inflicted w/ an acute case of
hermitosis .... These guys aren't exactly Moe, Larry, & Curly, but they're close. I think I love them.....
Forgive my edit, but I thought hermit 'crabs' , and then remembered I had heard the remedy was sound . What proof are you using??....Sundance
I was inflicted w/ a slight case of hermititus (irritation of the hermit). Luckily, I wasn't inflicted w/ an acute case of
hermitosis .... These guys aren't exactly Moe, Larry, & Curly, but they're close. I think I love them.....
Forgive my edit, but I thought hermit 'crabs' , and then remembered I had heard the remedy was sound . What proof are you using??....Sundance
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
I've detected a pattern in the universe. It looks like this:
14 year old Oban runs 86 proof
10 year old Ardbeg runs 108.4 proof
12 year old Glenlivet runs 80 proof.14 year old Oban runs 86 proof
10 year old Ardbeg runs 108.4 proof
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That's shure some fancy likker you got there. I'll stick to my old crow, mainly because it's all I can afford.
My grandma use to say my great grandpa would have been an alcoholic but he couldn't afford it.
My grandma use to say my great grandpa would have been an alcoholic but he couldn't afford it.
1978 gl1000 Not Nice bike.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
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Edit: I just noticed you wrote that at 1:45 AM, awsome!Beetleman wrote:That's shure some fancy likker you got there. I'll stick to my old crow, mainly because it's all I can afford.
My grandma use to say my great grandpa would have been an alcoholic but he couldn't afford it.
1978 gl1000 Not Nice bike.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
my poison of choice..
I used to favor Crown Royal until a friend suggested I try this..
Nothing fancy but it is smooth..
I used to favor Crown Royal until a friend suggested I try this..
Nothing fancy but it is smooth..
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1982 1100 standard. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
1986 Yamaha FJ1200
2000 Yamaha Roadstar
1976 GoldWing. running but not on the road
1978 Goldwing. future cafe project.
2019 Can-Am ryker (boss's new ride)
2002 Shadow American Classic(sold)
1983 Shadow 500. (sold)
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
Sorry, I don't mean to hyjack this thread with my fine collectibles.
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1978 gl1000 Not Nice bike.
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Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
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Beetleman, Alfred E. Newman could never hi-jack this thread.
If there is one thing I have learned throughout this process it is this: Check your respirator for spiders before you put it on.
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I think I have a leprechaun infestation. I woke up this morning to make coffee, & there was another bottle on display. Now, I have quintuplets!
To lure them out of the house, you need about a gallon of good Canadian maple syrup. You can't use Karo syrup, sugar water or some other cheap imitation; they're smart, they know. And you'll need a bottle or two of a good Canadian whisky (Forty Creek, Barrel Select will do nicely).
First, you can only try this method on the Summer Solstice because you need the shortest night. The little people are so rambunctious during the Winter Solstice that you can't divert their attention very easily. Second, set your alarm for about ten minutes before dawn. Start in the kitchen & dribble a healthy line of maple syrup along the floor for about three or four feet. Right there fill up a shot glass w/ the whisky; set it at the end of the dribble line. Dribble another line of maple syrup along the floor, leading out of the kitchen. Make your way to the front door or the one that faces East the most. Every three to four feet place the shot glass of whisky. Dribble the syrup out the front door & halfway across the porch, then place a shot glass of whisky. Leave the door ajar & go to bed. Do not check on the progress during the night; once you check, the little people know it's a trap & they vanish.
When your alarm sounds, tip toe into the living room & quietly close the door. Do not be tempted to peek outside. Simply close the door. Go make some coffee. Outside on the porch will be about a thousand little people in a big drunken stupor, passed out, gone, out of it, wasted, schnockered, blasted & unconscious. Please, don't peek through the doorway; it will embarrass them.
I simply can't tolerate the playfulness of the little people. I won't call an exterminator, but I will have to get rid of them. There's an old method for elimination that was handed down through the ages by the people of Nova Scotia. When Eric the Red & Lief Erikson & other Scandinavian tribes landed on the shores of the Americas, the little people were hiding in the ships' holds, & when the sailors went ashore, the little people followed. And now they have proliferated throughout the continent. Most people don't know when they've been invaded by them.To lure them out of the house, you need about a gallon of good Canadian maple syrup. You can't use Karo syrup, sugar water or some other cheap imitation; they're smart, they know. And you'll need a bottle or two of a good Canadian whisky (Forty Creek, Barrel Select will do nicely).
First, you can only try this method on the Summer Solstice because you need the shortest night. The little people are so rambunctious during the Winter Solstice that you can't divert their attention very easily. Second, set your alarm for about ten minutes before dawn. Start in the kitchen & dribble a healthy line of maple syrup along the floor for about three or four feet. Right there fill up a shot glass w/ the whisky; set it at the end of the dribble line. Dribble another line of maple syrup along the floor, leading out of the kitchen. Make your way to the front door or the one that faces East the most. Every three to four feet place the shot glass of whisky. Dribble the syrup out the front door & halfway across the porch, then place a shot glass of whisky. Leave the door ajar & go to bed. Do not check on the progress during the night; once you check, the little people know it's a trap & they vanish.
When your alarm sounds, tip toe into the living room & quietly close the door. Do not be tempted to peek outside. Simply close the door. Go make some coffee. Outside on the porch will be about a thousand little people in a big drunken stupor, passed out, gone, out of it, wasted, schnockered, blasted & unconscious. Please, don't peek through the doorway; it will embarrass them.
If there is one thing I have learned throughout this process it is this: Check your respirator for spiders before you put it on.
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
"What, me worry?"
If there is one thing I have learned throughout this process it is this: Check your respirator for spiders before you put it on.
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Re: Never Ever B4 seen photos of a Goldwing
Such a class act
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1978 gl1000 Not Nice bike.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
1978 gl1000
Taking 10 minutes every day to use the bathroom at work is equal to one week's vacation.
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