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Harley joke

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I apologize to harley owners, there are many. But I read this old joke somewhere.
95 percent of Harley’s are still on the road. The other 5 percent made it home!
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Re: Harley joke

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Well, since you opened the topic - and I'm not a Harley hater, I'm just not too fond of the all-too-common "bikers" who can be seen riding them while either wearing dead cows or displaying fresh tattoos.

An all time favorite:

Harley Davidson - the most efficient means known to man of converting gasoline into noise without the embarrassing by-product of horsepower.
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Re: Harley joke

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Gonna lock this.

I understand it started off innocent enough but inevitably these always turn into bashing threads and that is not what we stand for.
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